Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if
ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old
story?
Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not one named
for a dog? How often do you see a cougar or a
mustang riding around?
We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed
cannot have its own model, butit would be easy to
rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
hears him, is he
still a bad dog?
Dear God,
When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house,
he smells like
musk! What's he been rolling around in?
Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-
ramps?
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy
fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans
understand?
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone?
I have been howling
at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever
hear back is the
dog across the street!
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will
I have to apologize?
Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't
make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
carpets again?
Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their
food, but they never
bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra
fast when they fill my
bowl. Have you noticed my prayer?
Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental
rug and I have a
feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm
jealous of this
stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell,
how can I convince them
I'm innocent? Does Petsmart sell lie detectors?
